A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning:
Husband’s Note
“My dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight.”
When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table: